winchesterwhowatson:

so i just found a thing

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?

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is that even-?

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okay that’s not

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???

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is that even legal

photolies:

I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

foodtrucker:

I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world

offurl:

thug life more like ugh life

I wonder if anyone stalks my Tumblr…

fightingto-survive:

if so…

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hello there ;)

gokartmozart:

holmeschapelharold:

gayforgerardway:

alexslutkarth:

if you are in a band and you need a merch girl i am available 

if you are in a band and need a girl i am available

if you are in a band i am available

i am available

nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

beerito:

i might be annoying but at least i dont say fail